We don't share our public keys with our neighbors. This isn't the 70's. -- Andrew Pollack
This slide used to simply say "Extended ACL BAD" but Lotus made us change that. -- Gabriella Davis
If you do enough practicing the demo works. Probably. -- Scott Good
Uh oh. That's really a problem. -- Scott Good (about 20 minutes later)
We hate the [Notes] client because we hate the end users. -- Paul Mooney
They just tried to make it pretty; and failed. -- Paul Mooney
I talk really slow and Paul speaks some other language really really fast. -- Susan Bulloch
I'd have perfect uptime. I'd meet all SLA's. It would be wonderful. -- Paul Mooney, when asked what he would do if he killed all his users.
How appropriate we began the day with a symphony. -- Mike Rhodin at the OGS
A happy user is one that won't stab you. -- Julian Robichaux
Don't tick off your users, especially if they carry swords. -- Andre Guirard
Julian - Oh yeah, that's a nasty error. Can you fix it?
Andre - No.
Nathan: That's the next social site we have to do: Lotus Hookups.
Duffbert: Powered by Lotus Mashups!
Domino web dev sucks. Anyone want to argue with me? -- Bob Balaban (one guy actually raised his hand)
That's not exactly kickass yet, but it doesn't suck. -- Bob Balaban
On day five Matt uttered his first complete sentence: "Can we have some beer?" That's when I knew we would be able to work together. -- Mary Beth Raven
Eclipse has no idea what we're doing to it. And boy is it glad. -- Maureen Leland
Domino is so robust it will continue doing something stupid while hosing down your career in urine. -- Bill Buchan
I can see a use for that. You get an OnChange event, so you can type 1-1-1 ... I just started to use my real Social Security Number! -- Nathan Freeman, justifying a horrible UI construct (that's not the beginning of Nathan's real SSN)
Now we're talking about color, and look who you're taking advice from. -- Chris Blatnick, referring to Nathan Freeman
It's a knife. You don't have one. Because you flew commercial. -- Alton Brown
I'm trying to help you replicate. -- Alton Brown
"They may be bleeding Yellow, but I'm sweating whisky"... Me...
ReplyDelete---* Bill
Thanks for these quotes!! These are what make the sessions great and I usually get stuck in the mode of getting the content out and not the humor. I will have to try to get some of these next year, any suggestions on how to get these down while laughing?
ReplyDelete@Bill - I already quoted you. :-)
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Good one, Bill. I missed Gurupalooza so I didn't catch it.
ReplyDelete@Jim R - I guess you need to write faster. ;-) And I do have a pretty good memory. When I'm taking notes I only write down bullet points, and I only copy enough from the slides to jog my memory for my writeup later.
I'm gonna have to plug one of my twitters here:
ReplyDeleteWiseCraig nomenclature test: ok, twiteratzi - what do you thing when you hear 'completely extensible'?
WiseCraig I think, 'it doesn't do what you want, but if you run a #2 cheese grater on your back for a week, it will, mostly, with the right JVM."